If you are reading this, please finish doing my laundry (thanks Mom). The purpose of this blog will be to give you all an up close and personal look at St. Cloud State University. I know what you’re thinking, “Do I really care what goes on at that hell hole?” It seems like a pretty obvious answer, but for the sake of being a good host I will answer it anyway. Yes.
Now, I know there are plenty of misconceptions about this historic campus and I am going to address them now! So here are, in my opinion, the five most talked about questions surrounding St. Cloud State University (SCSU for future reference, gang)
1.) Is it true every student contracts an STD while attending the University?
2.) Is it true the local bar McRudy’s doubles as a whore house?
3.) Is SCSU actually one large AA meeting?
4.) Are the hockey players super talented homeless men?
5.) Who is the parrot spotted drunkenly stumbling Halenbeck Hall?
Alright, I think I should first say, I am offended by every one of these (please don’t stereotype guys). I need time to collect my thoughts (watch Sinister with my roommates). I am sure my first impression goes as usual, somewhat frightened and creeped out. Give me a second chance, I promise I will not let you down.
Your friend and mother’s favorite,